All I Want For Christmas

All I want For Christmas
(to the tune of “All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth”)

Everybody pauses and glares at me
With three children in tow it’s plain to see
Lots of soiled clothes and toys, it’s a catastrophe!
But being home more I’m happy as can be.

All I want for Christmas is a good night’s sleep,
A good night’s sleep, just a good night’s sleep.
Gee, if I could only have a good night’s sleep,
Then I could wish you a “Merry Christmas”

It seems so long since Ken could say,
“I think I’ll play some golf today.”
With a brand new job at BE&K
Placing engineers will hopefully pay!

All I want for Christmas is a good night’s sleep,
A good night’s sleep, just a good night’s sleep.
Gee, if I could only have a good night’s sleep,
Then I could wish you a “Merry Christmas”

Connor aiming baseballs at the backfield fence,
Kayleigh’s taste in clothes could be a huge expense,
Little Cade’s teething diapers are a big offense,
We’ve gone from man to man now to a zone defense.

All I want for Christmas is a good night’s sleep,
A good night’s sleep, just a good night’s sleep.
Gee, if I could only have a good night’s sleep,
Then I could wish you a “Merry Christmas”