Saturday, November 1, 2014

You Might Be a Missionary If....





10.  You bring a novel and a sack lunch to the bank.
9     You have purchased lunch or snack items at the stop sign in    town.
8.    You point with your lips.
7.    You are surprised the electricity has stayed on all day.
6.    You have 6 different types of ants in your house and you ignore them all.
5.    You miss getting junk mail.
4.    You think a 2 hour church service is too short.
3.    You read a National Geographic and realize that you know some of the          people in the picture.
2.    You have eaten food that would be a pet in the USA.

1.    You have to stop and think about what to do with used toilet paper.